A Jewish man is riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happens to be riding in the same subway car, notices this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approaches the newspaper reader...

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?"

Moshe replies, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"