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Old 12-26-2008, 06:24 PM
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what are those 2 big poles in the back of your garage? boat?
LOL No, they are grain bin legs:



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LOL No, they are grain bin legs:

Oh NO.... apparently the aliens have gotten to our Michelle and probed her in unspeakable ways... And have brainwashed her into thinking their landing beacons are some sort of grain bin legs...

Our poor Michelle.. If only she had worn a hat made of aluminum foil, this never would have happened.
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UPDATE: I just heard from my SA. I do not need a new transmission.

The DSC unit went bad, so the car couldn't read what the tires were doing and it shut everything down. The part will be in on Monday.
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Old 12-26-2008, 06:43 PM
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Those are homing beacons for the mothership. When they are done doing their experimentation on Michelle's cows, they use the big poles as reference points to guide the landing of the saucer's..
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Oh NO.... apparently the aliens have gotten to our Michelle and probed her in unspeakable ways... And have brainwashed her into thinking their landing beacons are some sort of grain bin legs...

Our poor Michelle.. If only she had worn a hat made of aluminum foil, this never would have happened.
HAHA! Can you please bring me some of whatever it is you are smoking?
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HAHA! Can you please bring me some of whatever it is you are smoking?
That's a very clever way to try to discredit my exposure of your alien ways, but I am not falling for it.. Take your evil homing beacons and be gone with you, ALIEN SYMPATHIZER...

Clearly, even your X5/DSC has reacted to the gamma radiations produced by your mother-ship, homing beacons.

As for your Alien friends... You tell them:

"We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
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UPDATE: I just heard from my SA. I do not need a new transmission.

The DSC unit went bad, so the car couldn't read what the tires were doing and it shut everything down. The part will be in on Monday.
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UPDATE: I just heard from my SA. I do not need a new transmission.

The DSC unit went bad, so the car couldn't read what the tires were doing and it shut everything down. The part will be in on Monday.
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That's a very clever way to try to discredit my exposure of your alien ways, but I am not falling for it.. Take your evil homing beacons and be gone with you, ALIEN SYMPATHIZER...

Clearly, even your X5/DSC has reacted to the gamma radiations produced by your mother-ship, homing beacons.

As for your Alien friends... You tell them:

"We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
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UPDATE: I just heard from my SA. I do not need a new transmission.

The DSC unit went bad, so the car couldn't read what the tires were doing and it shut everything down. The part will be in on Monday.
thank god
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